Last night.

Last night.

The color green and a side smirk are my new looks for winter.

The color green and a side smirk are my new looks for winter.

I’m a tokedface. And fuck, I have to be in work early tomorrow.

I’m a tokedface. And fuck, I have to be in work early tomorrow.

Work time!

Work time!

Today was an ugly day. I’m wearing leggings and a thermal. And have big hair. Ginormous hair!

Today was an ugly day. I’m wearing leggings and a thermal. And have big hair. Ginormous hair!

Toke-a-dokely

Toke-a-dokely

They taped my back today to try and help my posture. It is really hard to take a photo of your own back. Hence the awkwardness of this.

They taped my back today to try and help my posture. It is really hard to take a photo of your own back. Hence the awkwardness of this.

I think I would skype more if I didn’t look a hot mess all the time.

I think I would skype more if I didn’t look a hot mess all the time.

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

I now declare it to be nap & muscle relaxer time. Physical therapy kicked my ass today.

I now declare it to be nap & muscle relaxer time. Physical therapy kicked my ass today.

Hi. I don’t want to go to work. And I think there should be two of me. One to go to work and make money. And the other to stay home and be awesome. Fast-forward six hours, please.

Hi. I don’t want to go to work. And I think there should be two of me. One to go to work and make money. And the other to stay home and be awesome. Fast-forward six hours, please.

In honor of Halloween, here’s last year’s costume. Max from Where the Wild Things Are. I didn’t get dressed this year. Working at the store is killing the holidays for me because we start living it all about a month earlier than everyone else.

In honor of Halloween, here’s last year’s costume. Max from Where the Wild Things Are. I didn’t get dressed this year. Working at the store is killing the holidays for me because we start living it all about a month earlier than everyone else.

Rough day. Rough night. Can I get some rough sex? No? Okay.

Rough day. Rough night. Can I get some rough sex? No? Okay.

Crawling into bed. Never getting out. MRI tomorrow for my back. My doctor thinks surgery might be the only real option for me to ensure a full recovery. I need someone to come over and lay in bed with me.

Crawling into bed. Never getting out. MRI tomorrow for my back. My doctor thinks surgery might be the only real option for me to ensure a full recovery. I need someone to come over and lay in bed with me.

This is what watching zombies in the dark looks like. PIXELS!

This is what watching zombies in the dark looks like. PIXELS!

CUDDLE FUDDLE by DEDDY